God Tube - The Story of Jonah

Hhahahahah! The cute chick with the black shirt seemed shocked how come this child is mouthing nonsense.

The Jonah Story is the weirdest and most illogical story in the entire Bible. More hilarious than the Noah story.

It is shocking that children are learning it instead of learning how to think logically. If you believe the Jonah story, you have to swallow these weird details too:

1. That Jonah thought he could run away from a god who could speak to him anywhere.

2. That a great fish can swallow a man whole. The biggest fish (the whale shark) cannot swallow anything bigger than a shrimp (krill).

3. Nobody can survive in the belly of a whale.

4. Nineveh was one of the richest and most powerful cities of the Assyrian Empire. It survived for a long time and was much more powerful that Jerusalem that was just a plaything of the powerful neighbors. God sending a prophet to Nineveh and actually causing the people to repent was not recorded as a fact in history. Nineveh never recognized YHWH. It always had other gods.

wonderful video! at least it touches unbelievers heart.

In case you want to know how I look like when I was a kid.

http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=GGL7NNNX