Pasta: Is it just coincidence?

Ateo, you god the FSM have a message for you:

Slackers 1 (Loose Canon)

[51-52] "Since you have done a half-ass job, you will receive half an ass!" The
Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his
remaining donkey, cleaving it in two.

Okay ah... hahahahahahahaha.

Ash, great post! Omigosh, you are quoting from our holy book! Slackers is a very beautiful book of the Pastafarians. It has wit and great writing, divinely inspired indeed.

The Loose Canon is, of course, one of the canonical literature of the Pastafarians. It was finished by a Pastafarian prophet in 2010 but it was based on an inspiration from an ancient literature, etc., etc. yah, yah, yah. Try Googling the Loose Canon as it is downloadable for your spiritual wisdom and entertainment. You will not find in our literature any stories about children sacrificed or captives raped. When we say "inspired writing" we mean it.

tern wrote:To tell u the truth I once was a Pastafarian ... and somehow, parang nag-sisi ako sa ginawa kong pagback-slide ... did I do the right thing?

Tern, you are wrong for feeling guilty. Pastafarianism is a guilt-free religion. It is okay to backslide; just slide back in anytime. ("Backslide out, frontslide in, repeat as often as desired." (Book of Witticisms 8:21, The Gospel of FSM).

I am sure during those times that you backslid, you have eaten a pasta dish or two. You are still good as original, he he he. I consider you as a full Pastafarian brother.

unlike islam, FSM wont strike thunder and lightning against you by denouncing our faith. it will give you the time and the chance to realize and see the world, and to accept you in open arms come the time when you go back to the one true faith ^_^

Ateo wrote:

Tern, you are wrong for feeling guilty. Pastafarianism is a guilt-free religion. It is okay to backslide; just slide back in anytime. ("Backslide out, frontslide in, repeat as often as desired." (Book of Witticisms 8:21, The Gospel of FSM).

I am sure during those times that you backslid, you have eaten a pasta dish or two. You are still good as original, he he he. I consider you as a full Pastafarian brother.

Oh lord ... it's great to be touched again by his noodly appendage ...
ramen !

Ra'men, kapatid!

May the Divine Pasta, the Cheese and the Holy Sauce keep you.

Naiintriga ako dito pero at the same time, nalulungkot ako. Papano nalang kaya ang kaluluwa ng kaibigan kong si Ateo. Ako sure talaga na may Diyos e dahil na-experience ko na Siya. Magkaiba lang ang religion na nag-exist kaya nagiging alas nyo yon pero parang kagabi lang nagpakita Siya sa Akin through dreams.

So kung totoo ang dream, di totoo din pala si Santa Claus kasi napanaginipan ko rin siya eh.

Syempre nagbibiro lang ako kowya pero naranasan ko Siya nung muntik na akong mategi sa opera.

Hindi kaya si Flying Spaghetti Monster ang nakita mo, Marc? Kasi bumibisita rin siya eh.

Ahehehe. Hindi e. Di sana nakain ko na siya ateo.

Marc, masasarap talaga ang mga Gods. Ikaw nga mahilig kang kumain ng body ni Kristo sa communion. Kung i-add lahat ng body ni Kristo na nakain mo simulang bata ka pa ay baka aabot na ng isang buong hita.

Ateo wrote:


I think this is blasphemy!!!!!!

But the divine Pasta is tolerant, so oks lang. He said, "No need to hyperventilate just because others don't respect Me. I can handle that situation better than you do, after all I am all-powerful. Don't follow other religions who launch war and kill people simply for insults to their God. Let the Gods handle our affairs. I can knock off any Gods before Me. I am the Lord thy God." (Recipe8:11-12)

Ahh... yeah FSM is all-powerful he can't be spoiled because of his divine souce.

Ateo wrote:Marc, masasarap talaga ang mga Gods. Ikaw nga mahilig kang kumain ng body ni Kristo sa communion. Kung i-add lahat ng body ni Kristo na nakain mo simulang bata ka pa ay baka aabot na ng isang buong hita.

Wahahahaha...

Ahehehe. Somehow, may pagkakapareho ang ating mga bida pala kowya Bobs noh pero seriously, hindi talaga. Sa amin kasi hindi inembento lang kamakailan at hindi lang basta pagkain. At least may garantiya from the Bible na Siya ay magiging alak at tinapay.

Marc, naman, just because Jesus was mentioned in the Bible is not a guarantee. Si Divine Pasta din naman ay starrring din sa The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monsters, ang aming main scripture at kahit na sa iba naming canonical literature tulad ng The Loose Canon.

Si Superman nga na-mention din Marvel Comics. At si Batman din. Si Robin nag-testify ng presence ni Batman. But does that really prove na totoo rin sina Batman?

Defend your belief well, Brother Marc...
Good luck...

Kowya Ateo, nauna pa po si Christ kesa sa buong bible. Let's say, God in general. Si batman, superman, etc. nakilala lamang pagkatapos magkaroon ng komiks.

No, si Superman ay galing sa Planet Krypton at nag-exist na siya doon millions of years ago. Nauna pa po siya sa Marvel Comics. Ang Marvel Comics ay saka na lang sinulat ng andito na siya sa mundo.

Ateo wrote:No, si Superman ay galing sa Planet Krypton at nag-exist na siya doon millions of years ago. Nauna pa po siya sa Marvel Comics. Ang Marvel Comics ay saka na lang sinulat ng andito na siya sa mundo.

Siya nga naman...

Ateo wrote:No, si Superman ay galing sa Planet Krypton at nag-exist na siya doon millions of years ago. Nauna pa po siya sa Marvel Comics. Ang Marvel Comics ay saka na lang sinulat ng andito na siya sa mundo.

LOL. Palabiro ka talaga kowya Bobs. Sila ay mga wild imaginations ng mga "wild" writers na binigay sa mundo. I know you get my point.

Ano ka? Hindi ako nagbibiro ah. Mas wild ang mga Bible writers. Biruin mo hatiin ang Red Sea. etc.

Ateo wrote:No, si Superman ay galing sa Planet Krypton at nag-exist na siya doon millions of years ago. Nauna pa po siya sa Marvel Comics. Ang Marvel Comics ay saka na lang sinulat ng andito na siya sa mundo.

Don't confuse sacred religious sources @Ateo. Superman was revealed in the DC Holy Writings, not Marvel writings. Those are two opposing sources. Let's not cause further confusions hehehe

Anong DC Holy Writings kowya?

Ateo wrote:Ano ka? Hindi ako nagbibiro ah. Mas wild ang mga Bible writers. Biruin mo hatiin ang Red Sea. etc.

Ay sabagay di ka naman pala naniniwala diyan. Of course hindi naman totoo yang si Superman diba. Siya'y tulad lang din nila Batman, Wolverine, etc. Anyway, lumalayo na sa topic.